Season: 2017
2017 DCD Season
Assault E. Señorita
Derby NAme
Assault E. Señorita
Nickname
Salty
Significance of Name or Number?
Salty tendencies.
When Did you start playing Roller Derby?
July 2009
What do you like the most about Roller Derby?
The skills and benefits of being part of a roller derby league.
Roller derby teaches people how to work together, how to help one another, how to be strategic, how to be healthier, how to be strong (in many ways), how to have fun. Roller derby is known for building confidence – notably in women. The camaraderie established by women within roller derby communities is the strongest I’ve ever witnessed.
Short Bio
I am a native of Tuscaloosa, Alabama – growing up in a more rural area on the outskirts. My husband and I have a 17-year-old son in his senior year of high school and a 26-year-old son recently returning from China and residing in Louisville, Kentucky. We have three dogs, two cats, and both work at The University of Alabama.
I have an associates degree in graphic design and prepress communication, a Bachelor of Science in Science, Technology, and Culture and I am currently a part of the Masters program in Interactive Technology at UA.
I work as a Project Administrator in the College of Continuing Studies. I manage projects spanning the entire college including at the Bryant Conference Center and Bryant Museum.
I am a founder and coach for Tuscaloosa’s one-and-only roller derby team, the Druid City Dames. I have been a part of the Board of Directors, sitting as the VP for the non-profit Druid City Derby, for over 3 years. I enjoy the company of these strong women and athletes.
While I lack a lot of spare time, I do enjoy cooking, singing, and relaxing with family and friends or simply on the couch with my favorite partner.
Favorite Food?
Most anything spicy
Favorite Song
Under Pressure
Likes
Music, soda water, back rubs, donkeys, art and the little things…
Dislikes
Dishonesty, bad smells, weekday mornings, lost cell phone coverage, the usual…
Final Thoughts
DCD is growing! And that is so cool! The league has an awesome opportunity to do great things in Tuscaloosa!
GoGo Fett
Derby NAme
GoGo Fett
Nickname
GoGo or Johnny
Significance of Name or Number?
I am, unfortunately, a very indecisive person…I like everything! So my name comes from my love of Star Wars and the badassness of the Mandalorians. My number comes from my love of Star Trek, since 2063 is the year that earth makes first contact.
When Did you start playing Roller Derby?
February 2017
What do you like the most about Roller Derby?
I like challenging myself to learn knew skills every practice and love having a family that supports you all the way. I couldn’t pull off half this stuff without my team!!
Short Bio
A wandering geek growing up, I came to Tuscaloosa for college. Star trek, my true love, always put strong women in science and engineering fields. So I followed in their footsteps (in the name of science) and pursued my degrees in civil and environmental engineering. Afterwards, I stayed around and finally found my new home. I spend the non-working part of my days with my pup Kaia, reading science fiction novels and hanging with friends. And of course roller derby!
Favorite Food?
Mmmm…cinnamon rolls! Nope, mango!? Wait, I choose…sushi!
Favorite Song
Currently? “History Maker” by Caleb Hyles
Likes
Cooking, Star Trek, Star Wars, Being outside, my pup Kaia
Dislikes
Gloomy days
Final Thoughts
D-Maineac
Derby NAme
D-Maineac
Nickname
D
Significance of Name or Number?
I’ve always been 13 in all my sports growing up. If that was taken I always went with 23
When Did you start playing Roller Derby?
3 years ago, my now great friend and derby wife, Dutchass of Painbridge, recruited me to come to the Valentines Recruitment.
What do you like the most about Roller Derby?
My love for COMPETITIVE sports as I became an adult became more limited, and the rec leagues for co-ed softball and such just were not cutting it. It was to slow paced for me and I had a hard time having to just “have fun” and not get to competitive :P. Derby is competitive, full contact, and focuses on strength, agility, and cardio. I LOVE that and having people from all different backgrounds come together as a unit is a beautiful thing.
Short Bio
I grew up and spent my first 21 years in Maine and moved to Tuscaloosa in 2012 to be with my high school sweetheart. I’ve always been crazy competitive and in many sports growing up, which helped with the development of my derby name. Maniac came to mind, but due to living in “Maine” all my life up till then, I wanted to touch back on my roots and spell Maniac with “Maine” and my nickname D= D-Maineac, the crazy Mainer that now has rooted herself in the south!
Favorite Food?
My husbands homemade alfredo and homemade choc chip cookies!
Favorite Song
Always changing- but love anything with a good beat as I love to dance.
Likes
Family, loyalty, Derby, cooking/baking, crafts, the outdoors, campfires, and sweets.
Dislikes
MOTHS and most every bug!
Final Thoughts
Find yourself a derby team and if there is not one locally, just find something that brings you a loving community or something you love!
Dutchass of Painbridge
Derby NAme
DutchAss of Painbridge
Nickname
Princess
Significance of Name or Number?
Birthdate
When Did you start playing Roller Derby?
2015
What do you like the most about Roller Derby?
My teammates
Short Bio
I am a researcher by day working to develop a pain intensity measure for individuals with limited ability to communicate. I am also a full time PhD student, pursing a degree in Public Health. In my free time I enjoy traveling, food, adventure, animals, and wedding planning. I’ve been playing with the Dames since the team began in 2015, I love the sport of roller derby and all of the amazing women I’ve met along the way.
Favorite Food?
Red Wine (preferably Australian country of origin)
Favorite Song
Sittin On The Dock Of The Bay by Otis Redding
Likes
Travel
Dislikes
Inconsistency
Final Thoughts
Do things that make you uncomfortable.
Anthrax Angel
Derby NAme
Anthrax Angel
Nickname
Anthrax
Significance of Name or Number?
When Did you start playing Roller Derby?
2008
What do you like the most about Roller Derby?
I find there are so many positives to being apart of roller derby. Some of the big reasons are that is a fun way to get in better health, you get to discover how bad ass you truly are, and you get to be a part of a family like no other. I also get to show my daughter what it means to be determined and that there is no reason to ever give up.
Short Bio
Outside of the track I am a Veterinary Technician. I am also a mother of 2 awesome kids, who are big lovers of derby and skating as well. I have been married for 5 yrs to a wonderful guy who also has a love for skating and derby, so much so he is one of our refs. Some of my down time activities include binge watching my favorite shows, anything I can do outside(kayaking, swimming, hiking,etc), reading, hanging with my family and pets. Speaking of pets, we have a wide variety which includes snakes, a bearded dragon, 4 dogs, a ferret, and a gerbil.
Favorite Food?
A medium rare steak
Favorite Song
TNT-ACDC (it pumps me up)
Likes
Roller Derby(obvisiously), Animals, a beautiful day, black jelly beans,
Dislikes
Tomatoes, Spaghetti, animal abuse,
Final Thoughts
Scarla O’ Teara
Derby NAme
Scarla O’Teara
Nickname
Scarla
Significance of Name or Number?
When Did you start playing Roller Derby?
2007
What do you like the most about Roller Derby?
The hits!
Short Bio
Favorite Food?
After a bout…a burger
Favorite Song
Heads Will Roll
Likes
Roller skates, rivers, beer
Dislikes
Incompetence! Mean people
Final Thoughts
Goredi LaForge
Derby NAme
Goredi LaForge
Nickname
Gore
Significance of Name or Number?
Geordi LaForge will be a science officer on the USS Enterprise NCC-1701-D. He has a sweet visor that helps him see and probably assists his ability to read the rainbow. He is awesome.
When Did you start playing Roller Derby?
With DCD in July 2015.
What do you like the most about Roller Derby?
The camaraderie. I am very fortunate to be able to surround myself with such strong, caring, supportive, and incredible women and men. We have all become a little family who occasionally hits each other, but for the greater derby good. I also like the challenge derby provides. It pushes me to better myself mentally and physically.
Short Bio
At night I am Goredi LaForge but by day, I am Allie, museum educator, lover of all things nerdy. My father was in the military which gave us the great fortune of living around the world, however, our family has lived in the Florida panhandle the longest. But I have called Tuscaloosa home for the past four years. Both of my degrees are in Elementary Education and I use my training today to work as an Education Outreach Coordinator at a natural history museum. I am lucky enough to get to hang out with fossils all day and work with some of the best people on the planet. When I am not at work or home hanging with my cat, I am usually exploring, hiking, or at the movies. Adventure is my middle name: Goredi Adventure LaForge.
Favorite Food?
Potatoes. Anything potato.
Favorite Song
Just a Friend-Biz Markie
Likes
Derby!!, being with friends and family, hiking, movies, reading, traveling, most anything nerdy.
Dislikes
Cheesy eggs, Alabama summer heat, the fourth Indiana Jones movie, when someone spoils the ending to a book or movie
Final Thoughts
Valhallaback Girl
Derby NAme
Valhallaback Girl
Nickname
Val
Significance of Name or Number?
942 -Birthday’s in September (9) and 42 is the answer to life the universe & everything.
When Did you start playing Roller Derby?
2014
What do you like the most about Roller Derby?
Big hits!
Short Bio
Born & raised in Tuscaloosa, went to school @ UA, met my husband here, got married here, started a derby team here. I like to write, play music, & sew in my free time.
Favorite Food?
Sushi
Favorite Song
“This Must Be The Place” – Talking Heads
Likes
Music
Dislikes
fish bones
Final Thoughts
DCD 4 eva