Season: 2016

2016 DCD season

Assault E. Señorita

Derby NAme

Assault E. Señorita

Nickname

Salty

Significance of Name or Number?

Salty tendencies.

When Did you start playing Roller Derby?

July 2009

What do you like the most about Roller Derby?

The skills and benefits of being part of a roller derby league.
Roller derby teaches people how to work together, how to help one another, how to be strategic, how to be healthier, how to be strong (in many ways), how to have fun. Roller derby is known for building confidence – notably in women. The camaraderie established by women within roller derby communities is the strongest I’ve ever witnessed.

Short Bio

I am a native of Tuscaloosa, Alabama – growing up in a more rural area on the outskirts. My husband and I have a 17-year-old son in his senior year of high school and a 26-year-old son recently returning from China and residing in Louisville, Kentucky. We have three dogs, two cats, and both work at The University of Alabama.

I have an associates degree in graphic design and prepress communication, a Bachelor of Science in Science, Technology, and Culture and I am currently a part of the Masters program in Interactive Technology at UA.

I work as a Project Administrator in the College of Continuing Studies. I manage projects spanning the entire college including at the Bryant Conference Center and Bryant Museum.

I am a founder and coach for Tuscaloosa’s one-and-only roller derby team, the Druid City Dames. I have been a part of the Board of Directors, sitting as the VP for the non-profit Druid City Derby, for over 3 years. I enjoy the company of these strong women and athletes.

While I lack a lot of spare time, I do enjoy cooking, singing, and relaxing with family and friends or simply on the couch with my favorite partner.

Favorite Food?

Most anything spicy

Favorite Song

Under Pressure

Likes

Music, soda water, back rubs, donkeys, art and the little things…

Dislikes

Dishonesty, bad smells, weekday mornings, lost cell phone coverage, the usual…

Final Thoughts

DCD is growing! And that is so cool! The league has an awesome opportunity to do great things in Tuscaloosa!

Dutchass of Painbridge

Derby NAme

DutchAss of Painbridge

Nickname

Princess

Significance of Name or Number?

Birthdate

When Did you start playing Roller Derby?

2015

What do you like the most about Roller Derby?

My teammates

Short Bio

I am a researcher by day working to develop a pain intensity measure for individuals with limited ability to communicate. I am also a full time PhD student, pursing a degree in Public Health. In my free time I enjoy traveling, food, adventure, animals, and wedding planning. I’ve been playing with the Dames since the team began in 2015, I love the sport of roller derby and all of the amazing women I’ve met along the way.

Favorite Food?

Red Wine (preferably Australian country of origin)

Favorite Song

Sittin On The Dock Of The Bay by Otis Redding

Likes

Travel

Dislikes

Inconsistency

Final Thoughts

Do things that make you uncomfortable.

Anthrax Angel

Derby NAme

Anthrax Angel

Nickname

Anthrax

Significance of Name or Number?

 

When Did you start playing Roller Derby?

2008

What do you like the most about Roller Derby?

I find there are so many positives to being apart of roller derby. Some of the big reasons are that is a fun way to get in better health, you get to discover how bad ass you truly are, and you get to be a part of a family like no other. I also get to show my daughter what it means to be determined and that there is no reason to ever give up.

Short Bio

Outside of the track I am a Veterinary Technician. I am also a mother of 2 awesome kids, who are big lovers of derby and skating as well. I have been married for 5 yrs to a wonderful guy who also has a love for skating and derby, so much so he is one of our refs. Some of my down time activities include binge watching my favorite shows, anything I can do outside(kayaking, swimming, hiking,etc), reading, hanging with my family and pets. Speaking of pets, we have a wide variety which includes snakes, a bearded dragon, 4 dogs, a ferret, and a gerbil.

 

Favorite Food?

A medium rare steak

Favorite Song

TNT-ACDC (it pumps me up)

Likes

Roller Derby(obvisiously), Animals, a beautiful day, black jelly beans,

Dislikes

Tomatoes, Spaghetti, animal abuse,

Final Thoughts

 

Scarla O’ Teara

Derby NAme

Scarla O’Teara

Nickname

Scarla

Significance of Name or Number?

 

When Did you start playing Roller Derby?

2007

What do you like the most about Roller Derby?

The hits!

Short Bio

 

Favorite Food?

After a bout…a burger

Favorite Song

Heads Will Roll

Likes

Roller skates, rivers, beer

Dislikes

Incompetence! Mean people

Final Thoughts

 

Goredi LaForge

Derby NAme

Goredi LaForge

Nickname

Gore

Significance of Name or Number?

Geordi LaForge will be a science officer on the USS Enterprise NCC-1701-D. He has a sweet visor that helps him see and probably assists his ability to read the rainbow. He is awesome.

When Did you start playing Roller Derby?

With DCD in July 2015.

What do you like the most about Roller Derby?

The camaraderie. I am very fortunate to be able to surround myself with such strong, caring, supportive, and incredible women and men. We have all become a little family who occasionally hits each other, but for the greater derby good. I also like the challenge derby provides. It pushes me to better myself mentally and physically.

Short Bio

At night I am Goredi LaForge but by day, I am Allie, museum educator, lover of all things nerdy. My father was in the military which gave us the great fortune of living around the world, however, our family has lived in the Florida panhandle the longest. But I have called Tuscaloosa home for the past four years. Both of my degrees are in Elementary Education and I use my training today to work as an Education Outreach Coordinator at a natural history museum. I am lucky enough to get to hang out with fossils all day and work with some of the best people on the planet. When I am not at work or home hanging with my cat, I am usually exploring, hiking, or at the movies. Adventure is my middle name: Goredi Adventure LaForge.

 

Favorite Food?

Potatoes. Anything potato.

Favorite Song

Just a Friend-Biz Markie

Likes

Derby!!, being with friends and family, hiking, movies, reading, traveling, most anything nerdy.

Dislikes

Cheesy eggs, Alabama summer heat, the fourth Indiana Jones movie, when someone spoils the ending to a book or movie

Final Thoughts

 

Valhallaback Girl

Derby NAme

Valhallaback Girl

Nickname

Val

Significance of Name or Number?

942 -Birthday’s in September (9) and 42 is the answer to life the universe & everything.

When Did you start playing Roller Derby?

2014

What do you like the most about Roller Derby?

Big hits!

Short Bio

Born & raised in Tuscaloosa, went to school @ UA, met my husband here, got married here, started a derby team here. I like to write, play music, & sew in my free time.

Favorite Food?

Sushi

Favorite Song

“This Must Be The Place” –  Talking Heads

Likes

Music

Dislikes

fish bones

Final Thoughts

DCD 4 eva

Blue Orchid

Derby NAme

Blue Orchid

Nickname

Blue

Significance of Name or Number?

White stripes song blue Orchid, which is 2:47 long

When Did you start playing Roller Derby?

July 2015!

What do you like the most about Roller Derby?

The community of great people it brings together

Short Bio

Awkward introvert, skating has helped build confidence and openness.

Favorite Food?

Grilled mushrooms

Favorite Song

Bittersweet symphony

Likes

Music, books, gaming

Dislikes

Intolerance

Final Thoughts

If you aren’t falling down, you aren’t pushing yourself to grow.