
Position: Coach


Claw & Order
Derby Name
Claw & Order
Nickname
Claw
Significance of Name or Number?
Police Code
When Did you start playing Roller Derby?
June 2010
What do you like the most about Roller Derby?
The community it builds. Teammates, other skaters, other leagues, charities, sponsors. We all work together and create a strong bond!
Short Bio
10 seasons of derby, starting in Birmingham with Tragic City Rollers. I have had the opportunity to play and practice internationally and with some of the top teams and skaters nationally. I love growing and sharing the sport!
Favorite Food?
Tacos
Favorite Song
Secret favorite genre… musicals!
Likes
Having fun, while working hard!
Dislikes
Bad attitudes
Final Thoughts
Excited for the 2022 season!

Assault E. Señorita
Derby NAme
Assault E. Señorita
Nickname
Salty
Significance of Name or Number?
Salty tendencies.
When Did you start playing Roller Derby?
July 2009
What do you like the most about Roller Derby?
The skills and benefits of being part of a roller derby league.
Roller derby teaches people how to work together, how to help one another, how to be strategic, how to be healthier, how to be strong (in many ways), how to have fun. Roller derby is known for building confidence – notably in women. The camaraderie established by women within roller derby communities is the strongest I’ve ever witnessed.
Short Bio
I am a native of Tuscaloosa, Alabama – growing up in a more rural area on the outskirts. My husband and I have a 17-year-old son in his senior year of high school and a 26-year-old son recently returning from China and residing in Louisville, Kentucky. We have three dogs, two cats, and both work at The University of Alabama.
I have an associates degree in graphic design and prepress communication, a Bachelor of Science in Science, Technology, and Culture and I am currently a part of the Masters program in Interactive Technology at UA.
I work as a Project Administrator in the College of Continuing Studies. I manage projects spanning the entire college including at the Bryant Conference Center and Bryant Museum.
I am a founder and coach for Tuscaloosa’s one-and-only roller derby team, the Druid City Dames. I have been a part of the Board of Directors, sitting as the VP for the non-profit Druid City Derby, for over 3 years. I enjoy the company of these strong women and athletes.
While I lack a lot of spare time, I do enjoy cooking, singing, and relaxing with family and friends or simply on the couch with my favorite partner.
Favorite Food?
Most anything spicy
Favorite Song
Under Pressure
Likes
Music, soda water, back rubs, donkeys, art and the little things…
Dislikes
Dishonesty, bad smells, weekday mornings, lost cell phone coverage, the usual…
Final Thoughts
DCD is growing! And that is so cool! The league has an awesome opportunity to do great things in Tuscaloosa!

Dutchass of Painbridge
Derby NAme
DutchAss of Painbridge
Nickname
Princess
Significance of Name or Number?
Birthdate
When Did you start playing Roller Derby?
2015
What do you like the most about Roller Derby?
My teammates
Short Bio
I am a researcher by day working to develop a pain intensity measure for individuals with limited ability to communicate. I am also a full time PhD student, pursing a degree in Public Health. In my free time I enjoy traveling, food, adventure, animals, and wedding planning. I’ve been playing with the Dames since the team began in 2015, I love the sport of roller derby and all of the amazing women I’ve met along the way.
Favorite Food?
Red Wine (preferably Australian country of origin)
Favorite Song
Sittin On The Dock Of The Bay by Otis Redding
Likes
Travel
Dislikes
Inconsistency
Final Thoughts
Do things that make you uncomfortable.

Scarla O’ Teara
Derby NAme
Scarla O’Teara
Nickname
Scarla
Significance of Name or Number?
When Did you start playing Roller Derby?
2007
What do you like the most about Roller Derby?
The hits!
Short Bio
Favorite Food?
After a bout…a burger
Favorite Song
Heads Will Roll
Likes
Roller skates, rivers, beer
Dislikes
Incompetence! Mean people
Final Thoughts

Glamazon Prime
Derby NAme
Glamazon Prime
Nickname
Glam
Significance of Name or Number?
My name is a play on a lot of things…Amazons like Wonder Woman, Glamazon like RuPaul and Optimus Prime. And my number is one that occurs pretty regularly in my daily life.
When Did you start playing Roller Derby?
2017
What do you like the most about Roller Derby?
It’s both physically and mentally challenging.
Short Bio
I’ve always been athletic, playing softball for most of my youth, and I found myself very out of shape in my early 20’s. My fitness journey led me first to running and then to Spartan obstacle course races, then to CrossFit and eventually to Roller Derby. I’ve made it a point to do things that scare and challenge me just to prove to myself that I can.
Favorite Food?
Zapps potato chips in Voodoo flavor
Favorite Song
Anything by Incubus
Likes
Things that are cool
Dislikes
People that suck
Final Thoughts
Do the things that scare you, it’s only then that you’ll know what you’re made of